Giraffe

A being with a 40-foot neck that is apparently more real than a unicorn

"How is a giraffe an actual animal?'

by wendlynfae August 6, 2018

baby giraffe

Someone who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

"What is wrong with you? You're like a baby giraffe!"

by JuicyFruitSnacks May 20, 2021

Water Giraffe

A water Giraffe is a rare species. This animal’s main food source tends to be KFC. If they happen to be unable to find a KFC, they simply eat from a chicken tree. The main predator of a Water Giraffe is the lion fish.

Did you see that Water Giraffe walking to your house?

by Mr.Orangedo November 20, 2022

sneaky giraffe

one who is skilled in the arts of sneakiness. one who can disapear when ever they choose too.

"Oh man. Greg went sneaky giraffe mode and took my wallet last night."

by duncan powell January 1, 2012

Giraffe

When some one really stupid with an IQ of lower than 30 denies being this animal because of their height.

That super tall and stupid kid gets really mad when people refer to him as a giraffe .

by That kid 17 October 5, 2018

giraffe

Insult for a tall, lanky cunt with big ass ears

"That Liam kid is a fucken' giraffe!

by danjek November 17, 2016

Brass Giraffe

When you have to take a shit really bad, and you're past the point of Prairie Dogging. This is typically the point where you start standing up on the tips of your toes in order to give yourself that extra inch or so as you long legged strut towards the closest bathroom or equivalent. Common phrase to describe this is "Riding the Brass Giraffe". Those that frequently hold it in to the absolute very last minute are known as Brass Giraffe Jockeys.

"Watch out, looks like George is riding the Brass Giraffe! I swear that Giraffe jockey needs to either start taking breaks or investing in some Depends."

by Afternoon_Delight July 25, 2018