Turquoise Giraffe

Code word for when “that psycho” is at it again in school. Can also refer to that psycho themselves, when used in this context it’s important to remember that the person does not intend to harm others, but is actually overstimulated and overwhelmed.

Yo look at that Turquoise Giraffe over there!!

TURQUOISE GIRAFFE I REPEAT, TURQUOISE GIRAFFE, MRS ‘PAL PLEASE COME TO ROOM 204.

by PopcornShrimpDildo March 31, 2022

Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe

I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.

by [e-mail] November 04, 2016

giraffe domer

Someone who domes up giraffes for a living. They love the taste.

Stephanie:"The other night i seen Tyler,he was doing something."
Ryan: "He's a giraffe domer!"

by Badonkadonk73 June 16, 2010

Giraffee Jockey

1. A person of negro decent. Much like that of the fabled Camel Jockey, but literally like a nigga straight out of Africa.

Hey have you seen the new foreign exchange student FOB from Niger?

Yeah i talked to him for a bit, that nigga's a straight Giraffee Jockey!

by Grimmjow Kurosaki November 03, 2010

what did the giraffe say to the spider

dont cheat and look up my tinder jokes...

Guy: what did the giraffe say to the spider
Girl: *Pikachu face when she googles it*

by tinderdadjoke July 24, 2021

Giraffitis

A disorder in which a human looks like a giraffe, and commonly mistaken as a giraffe.

When I walked into school I quickly ran out after realizing giraffitis is present in the school

by Arcticgiraffehotcocoa December 06, 2016

Banana float giraffe

Bananas float on giraffes

Banana float giraffe

by Flidadoid101 May 05, 2021