Gentleman's Five

1)To enjoy a period of around 5 minutes of self pleasure, including preparation, execution and recovery, with ones self in a private domain

2) To utilise the five digits necessary in a moment of solitary recluse, 'a shifty one', for momentary relief

I've had 2 gentleman's fives today already and its not even lunchtime

by Vasis March 24, 2011

Gentlemen's Slaughter

The awkward pause after someone has made an extremely bad pun and no-one laughs.

Friend 1: 'Dude, did you see me and (insert girls name) last night? We were hitting it off like waves on a beach!'

*Awkward Pause*

Friend 2: "GENTLEMEN'S SLAUGHTER!"

by Monoclops October 26, 2011

gentlemans parcel

penis and testicles. like 'man junk' only more refined.

Alan casually sat and manipulated his gentlemans parcel while opining on the majesty of the Spanish attacking thrust.

by vxrandall July 4, 2012

Gentlemen's stance/dance

When two gentlemen's, or sirs', are standing close enough to where their stomachs touch. The way you perceive gentleman or sir varies on the size of each's gut.

Tom and Bob have gotten into an argument and are face to face yelling at each other. Little do they know their stomachs' are touching. Thus, in a gentlemen's stance/dance stance.

by WaKe July 24, 2012

Gentlemanned

The act of being a gentleman at all times. 24/7, 365 days a year.

*Sprinting to open doors whether they are automatic or manual- "Gentlemanned"
*Opening car door for a girl- "Gentlemanned"
*Lending a girl your only pen- "Gentlemanned"
*Pulling a girl's chair out for her- "Gentlemanned"
*Letting a girl have the last pizza slice- "Gentlemanned"

by Justinis Coledward Rustinsley September 10, 2013

Gentleman's Trifecta

Puking, pooping and ejaculating either simultaneously, or in sequence.

Woke up this morning after a long night of drinking. I had to complete the Gentleman's Trifecta, and now I'm late for work.

by The VVintergeist February 25, 2014

gentleman's thank you

After the woman finishes sucking the man off, the man eats the woman out.

After Suzy sucked the man off, her man gave her the gentleman's thank you.

by unknown69a June 19, 2014