Gentleman's Poop

A dignified bowel movement: one log, no wiping required.

"I had a cup of coffee and a gentleman's poop. My morning is going great!"

by A Gentleman Who Poops December 15, 2011

Mississippi Gentleman

A style of upper lip hair, or mustache, that is grown for the month of Movember by a facial hair novice. The growth begins with good intentions and lofty goals of achieving facial hair glory like a Tom Selleck, Dapper Dandy, or the Bandito. The male feels his new nose foliage elevates him to a distinguished member of society. But alas, his proud fur patch is no grander than the unkempt brown lawn of a poorly educated Mississippi man who uses strings of partly burnt out Christmas lights to illuminate his beer can filled trailer.

Jamie tried to go all in for Movember, but never accomplished more than a scraggly Mississippi Gentleman.

by Gamecocks suck November 17, 2012

Gentleman Ghost

Someone who likes to "get it on" with dead dudes.

Alec Baldwin portrayed the "Gentleman Ghost" in an episode of SNL.

by teabaggin terminator May 12, 2007

The Gentleman's Cut

Noun: A style of hair introduced to the world via the Andrew DeWitt Show (podcast). If you ask for the gentleman's hair cut the hair dresser will cut your hair however he or she feels is fit for a gentleman.

Man: I would like the gentleman's cut.
Hairdresser: The what?
Man: You know, something modern.

*Gets out clippers

by PoltRon June 2, 2014

Gentleman's Area

The sexual organs of a human adult male.

A boxer should avoid being penalized for hitting his opponent in the gentleman's area.

by Menlo Bob February 13, 2012

Northern Gentleman

A term used to describe a guy who appears to be amazing but eventually turns out to be ordinary.

He used to be so sweet & then he turned into a northern gentleman...

by themyththesoutherner May 30, 2017

perfect gentleman

The "perfect gentleman" is a man who has so much respect for women that instead of seeking sex, insists on having test tube babies with an attractive partner.

This man also most likely is a person who pees without ever touching his penis.

Perfect Gentleman: "Phwoar! You're hot! I'd love to fertilise your eggs!"
Attractive woman: *strange look*

by amulet_1972 October 20, 2008