gage shelman

Gay Irish potato farmer that has crippling depression

Gage Shelman Gay irish with depression.

by GHHjgv November 26, 2019

Gage Ortiz

great friend but is an asshole in his own way he fucks with you in a funny way but will always be there for you great guy pussy magnet and overall a good friend keep him if you find him

1 gage ortiz is awesome

by Gage ortiz January 06, 2020

Gage Take

A take (or opinion) on something that is so horribly bad that nothing could be a worse take and no one would ever agree with it. If someone says the worst possible opinion on a topic then it would be known as a Gage take.

Gage: I personally think that pineapple belongs on pizza.
Everyone else: That’s a Gage Take.

by IgnoredShark April 23, 2023

Gage Boothe

The best most legendary human being that will ever exist. If you think Gage isn't sexy, nice, funny, and smart than you must be an idiot.

Girl 1: Wow that guy is amazing
Girl 2: I know he really is
Girl 3: Must be a Gage Boothe

by RandomHuman67 December 05, 2018

Gage Brown

The sexiest man with the biggest dong of all time, everyone adores this man

I love Gage Brown!

by Gage Brown January 22, 2021

Thomas Gage Hammerstrom

erm what is going on I only play the binding of isaac

waht the spruce?? THat object is bolbous like Thomas Gage Hammerstroms fo head!!!11!1

by green goinkus January 30, 2023

Cannon Gage

Being Cannon Gage is when you would sacrifice everything for someone you care about.

I would Cannon Gage for you

by CAHERMAN March 04, 2022