Crumb-funnel

When eating a slice of cake from a paper plate, upon completion, and subsequent satisfactory mastication, the plate is rolled into a tube-like shape and used to funnel the remaining crumbs into ones mouth. Thus, a crumb funnel is born.

This cake is delicious, Samantha, forgive my use of the crumb-funnel!

Tommy had a great time crumb-funneling the remains of Georgina's Victoria sponge!

by Chinza_mcgru January 4, 2012

Liquor Funnel

The body part that transfers liquor from a bottle to your bloodstream and then to your "ass" aka mouth; turning you into a total asshole, ass wipe, ass face that talks out of your ass.

He couldn't keep his liquor funnel shut so now he is getting an ass whooping by that random dude.

by Bobby Tanqueray June 12, 2016

Porcelain Funnel Cake

A long and stringey shit that you have after eating something with a lot of fiber. It tends to be a chocolate brown and in one long piece that when with a bowl of pee, resembles a fryer for a funnel cake

"I just ate chipotle and am about to let out a monster Porcelain Funnel Cake

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020

porcelain funnel cake

The name for a shit you have after lots of chinese, thai, and mexican food which burns like hell and has pee coming out with the long skinny shit. This shit floats as well as it sits in the bowl with pee that is a similar color to the oil used to make funnel cake. This is a painful experience but one to be proud of when completed.

Yo I just made a dope Porcelain funnel cake and i'm going to take a picture of it for instagram

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020

Doug Funnie Vision

When you have high expectations for something or an exciting vision in your head, and it ends up being really lame or not what you expected; Refers to the 90’s cartoon ‘Doug,’ and the day dreams he would usually have about things.

I thought the festival was going to be awesome, but when I got there it was really lame. I had a Doug Funnie vision.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

The World’s Funniest Joke™

The joke scientifically proven to be the most hilarious when said unexpectedly or used in a stand up comedy routine:
“I ate candlewax for breakfast and MAN did I poop out a big train.”

I can’t believe the little old lady next door just told me The World’s Funniest Joke™ when I went out to check the mail this morning.

by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023

The Arizona Funnel

The action of closing a womans "clitoris" after squirting Carolina Reaper juice inside the "vaginal area"

WheN my wife wanted to spice up thing in bed, I had to give her The Arizona Funnel

by 1037464628 September 1, 2023