im a fucked up puppy

Expression for describing your traumatic childhood

im a fucked up puppy

by EannaCofey May 22, 2012

Corny ass mother fucker

When you get corn cob stuck in your ass you are a corny ass mother fucker

Rumor is that guy is a corny ass mother fucker

by Onion2097 August 26, 2022

pickle fucker

the worst possible initiation ritual in high school that seniors did to one freshman dude in particular, consisting of getting his pants ripped down, having a pickle shoved in his ass, and having to walk ten feet. it fell out, and he had to take a bite and try the ten feet again. he finished the task after taking four bites.
(this was from clerks 2.)

jay: hey, thanks piclke fucker. *'pickle fucker' gave them his mooby's food, in doubt he wouldn't like it*
graves: how do you know we call him pickle fucker?
jay: you call him pickle fucker?
(paraphrasing from clerks 2.)

by love-bruises March 8, 2007

couch fucker

the art of sexual intercourse with an inatimant object such as a sofa, lawn chair or gazebo.

Phil fucked my couch... what a piece of shit couch fucker yo!

by diksenormous May 26, 2006

fucker

CHEATER. Especially those that abuse their authority. As in fucker (suggests extreme). Low life, un-trustworthy idiot.

The Government in Alberta is over-run with fuckers. Phoney fuckers that lie, cheat, and steal. Fuckers that violate the Law and Charter Of Rights versus the average Canadian Citizen.

by White Knight. April 5, 2009

bum fucker

A women who dates a man without a job, car, or house.

Sarah has been a bum fucker for almost 8 months. She is dating Danny.

by Popabigballz September 20, 2010

fetus fucker

A man who is turned on by pregnant women or one who has sexual intercourse with a woman during the last months of her pregnancy. Fetus fuckers are known to be the leading cause of dimples in children.

Roberto is such a fetus fucker.

by Blenderhead71 July 20, 2008