Law Of Fruit

If it has an apple, it also has a banana. A clever warning in this ever more gender ambiguous world. The 'apple' refers to a man's adam apple and the 'banana' refers to the penis. It is often proffered as a reminder to the heterosexual male out patrolling the dating waters. (The pun is a bonus)

Hey Dennis, I know you're looking for a rebound fling tonight but just be careful and heed the law of fruit.

by FancyMoses October 23, 2007

Run by fruiting

Cousins with the term drive by shooting , In which an individual runs by another pegging them with some sort of fruit

Officer:Can you name the person who did this to you?

Woman:No officer it was a complete run by fruiting! I couldn't see the watermelon got in the way!

by Mrs.DoubtFire January 15, 2014

fruitbar

Derogatory term for homosexual male, almost exclusively used in IRC chat rooms.

<formulate> you fucking fruitbar

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

frugalicious

to be frugal and fabulous at the same time. Someone who looks for a deal instead of just spending recklessly.

Buying designer shoes at a resale store for 1/3 the price instead of paying full price at a retail store and looking fabulous in them is frugalicious.

by Ms. Southern Belle May 15, 2008

frustilities

A blend of frustrations and hostilities. May become an expression of extreme anger.

Since the doctors won't do anything about my terrible back pain, I sometimes take out my frustilities on my family. That's not me.

by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015

Frucking

Basically fracking, but instead of sticking whatever it is frackers use into the ground to release gas, you stick your penis into the ground for sexual pleasure

Person 1: ug, i can't find anyone to hook up with me

Person 2: just go frucking
Person 1: that's a great idea thanks

by REEEEEEEEEET March 19, 2020

Frut

An offensive term used to refer to someone from Minnesota

All the fruts know is Juicy Lucy and Eggbake

by CascadiaPOG November 14, 2020