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smeary friendly

Severe and rare cases in which one may begin to holler out from the bathroom for someone else to come in and wipe their buttocks for them because the smeary stranger was not coordinated enough
The smeary stranger failed to properly remove poo from his buttocks and eventually he resorted to use of the smeary friendly.
by Bunnyisfunny August 28, 2010
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Sausage Friendly

Apparently Bob is "sausage friendly"... Just saw him making out with Jimmy.
by David DollarBeer April 16, 2011
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Mosh Friendly

Something venues say in order to forgo all liability in case someone gets hurt moshing the proper way.

A complete contradiction, because moshing is an untamed release of anger and adrenaline, and there's nothing friendly about it other than the common courtesy that includes picking someone up if they fall or helping someone out if they are injured. The only people who say "mosh friendly" are those who want to look like hardcore punks/metalheads but they're too scared to actually get in a real f**king pit. They're normally the assholes who piss and moan about how someone accidentally elbowed them.
Annoying prick: "Woah dude, watch where you're moshing! I'm holding a beer! Mosh friendly, man! Wtf GAWD show some respect!"

Metalhead: *doesn't hear Annoying prick because he's actually enjoying the show

*Annoying prick throws beer and other things at Metalhead while moshing but Metalhead still doesn't notice.

*Annoying prick is more disrespectful than mosher
by qeefsonface September 9, 2012
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Friendly Debt Rotation

Buying things for your friends with the understanding that they will cover you next time and not be a cheap-ass parasite.
"Shit, I spent my last $20 on that gigalo."
"I'll get your Taco Bell tonight. No worries."
"Are you sure?"
"As long as you cover my White Castle tomorrow. Friendly Debt Rotation."
by rbnsprkls July 4, 2012
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drunk friendly

The act of loosing ones inhibitions, invading personal space and using inappropriate humour to garner attention from a desired individual.

Note: alcohol is not necessary in order to be drunk friendly
I saw you getting drunk friendly with that hot guy at work
by theedteam April 21, 2015
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Dildo Friendly

Hey! wanna go to the mall? they're dildo friendly
by CreepyDickTickler March 15, 2017
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friendly bear

A type of person whose personality is exactly opposite to what you would think of a grizzly bear.
I other words a friendly person, not a serial killer
Tom, you are such a friendly bear, thanks for not being a serial killer.
by friendly_bear April 11, 2017
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