Canadian brain freeze

a nice way to refer to a stupid, dumb, or even mentally retarded person or question!!! The term refers to how people have inability to think with a brain freeze and permanant cold in parts of canada, therefore a person with a canadian brain freeze is always inable to think, making them dumb!!
Steve asked "is it possible to be allergic to water" and I responded "do you have a canadian brain freeze".
by POOKIE December 20, 2011
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freeze pop sex

freeze pop sex is when you are having deep intimate sex with a women and out of no where she runs out of the room you expect her to be getting more condoms but no. she is getting a freeze pop she begins sucking on it quite sexually as if it were a dick she then continues to masterbaite with the freeze pop.
"awh dude last night i was fucking this sexy beast girl and out of no where she started having freeze pop sex,"
by purplemonkeybawls May 19, 2009
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brain freeze meltdown

Toddler temper tantrum resulting from an ice cream-induced headache.
Why is Jacob crying?" "He's in the middle of a brain freeze meltdown."
by Dr. JJL July 06, 2011
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Alaskan Freeze Burn

When you use Icey-Hot as lube while having buttsecks :D
Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? You never got on Halo: Reach.

Guy 2: I was at your mom's house, giving her an Alaskan Freeze Burn, oh yeah!

Guy 1: Oh...cool, how much Icey-Hot did you use?

Guy 2: I was out, I had to use Bengay.

Guy 1: You bastard! I'll kill you!
by Vergataso August 03, 2011
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ice cream freeze

a sexual position, demonstrated in hannah montana's "lets chill."

"Everybody do your dance

Ain't nothing better than an all night jam (Oh! ha)

Are you ready for a little something new tonight (Oh yeah!)

I got a brand new stepping thing you are gonna like

Come on boys"
-refers to a new move created by billy ray cyrus

"Do the ice cream freeze

Strike your pose"

-get into position

"Can you do the milkshake

Shake it shake it down low"
-refers to the male shaking penis over female

"Can you snow cone slide left to right"
-similar to the superman move, yet in a horizontal

Put your hands in the air"
-only for experts

"We could party all night"
-self-explanatory

"All kind of stepping make you feel good (make you feel real good)"
-it is enjoyable

"Triple step, butterfly, sugar foot (sugar sugar foot)"
-repeat three times, do butterfly move, and finally the male ejaculates on female foot

"But, I'm coming with a new thing.

What you need? (That's right!)

Now everybody want to do the ice cream freeze (Whoohoo)"
-refers to group sexual intercourse
"yo dude i just did the ice cream freeze with miley- she came in tan and left white!"
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Freeze Your Eggs

Relax, slow down, show patience.....as in a woman freezing her eggs for future pregnancy
You don't even graduate this year, you need to Freeze Your Eggs yo
by Eddie O Spaghetti O April 11, 2008
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freeze your meow off

When a cat wants outside in freezing weather they are warned of this consequence!
by I, Wreckerrr December 16, 2020
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