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_/ˈfreɪ.zər/_ noun
1. A mythical fitness wraith said to appear behind unsuspecting gym-goers when his name is uttered thrice — often mid-cheat-day — whispering "Don't eat rice, re."
2. Neighbourhood surveillance specialist: Commonly found perched near a window with a mug of tea and binoculars, monitoring local activity under the noble guise of "just checking if Joaquim has a new car or a new affair."
3. Unofficial medical marvel: Possesses the supernatural ability to diagnose conditions such as pregnancy with x-ray vision, and MRIs with nothing more than a swab of saliva and a raised eyebrow.
4. Domestic deity: Derives deep personal joy from the scent of fabric softener and the sight of spin cycles. Known to speak softly to his beloved blue curtain, when he thinks no one is watching.
5. Vera-vore: Shows a mysterious and unwavering inclination toward older women named Vera. Sociologists remain baffled.
_/ˈfreɪ.zər/_ noun
1. A mythical fitness wraith said to appear behind unsuspecting gym-goers when his name is uttered thrice — often mid-cheat-day — whispering "Don't eat rice, re."
2. Neighbourhood surveillance specialist: Commonly found perched near a window with a mug of tea and binoculars, monitoring local activity under the noble guise of "just checking if Joaquim has a new car or a new affair."
3. Unofficial medical marvel: Possesses the supernatural ability to diagnose conditions such as pregnancy with x-ray vision, and MRIs with nothing more than a swab of saliva and a raised eyebrow.
4. Domestic deity: Derives deep personal joy from the scent of fabric softener and the sight of spin cycles. Known to speak softly to his beloved blue curtain, when he thinks no one is watching.
5. Vera-vore: Shows a mysterious and unwavering inclination toward older women named Vera. Sociologists remain baffled.
After a young boy called Oliver accidentally said “Frazer” too many times near the squat rack, a wild Frazer appeared, clutching a Tupperware of boiled chicken, muttering about creatine, and asking Oliver what was wrong with his face.
by Re of light July 2, 2025
Get the Frazer mug.1. The feeling that you get when you make a reference to what you believe to be common knowledge and are confronted with a person who is either chronically offline or unaware of the subject.
2. Frustration, confusion, and mania at the recognition of your false consensus bias
2. Frustration, confusion, and mania at the recognition of your false consensus bias
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oh my god is that frazer, what a lanky spaghetti looking prick, i bet he loves kids, he is a man who loves kids
by mushroompie October 22, 2025
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Get the shnazzle frazzle mug.(adj) one who is extremely snazzy yet also frazzled. Derived from the old spanish word snazzo de frazzo. However, in 1803, England captured the word along with much of America. Thus changing the word into what it is today. Those who use this word are typically associated with double rainbows and tight pants. See faggot.
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