Foontz

Thug, and person that does what he wants

I wish I could be more like Foontz.

by funtz October 24, 2011

Fontainha

Creepy, ugly, big-eyed. Sometimes cool, sometimes B-O-R-I-N-G. Usually lies. Two-faced person.

But when it is with you, it is so cool that you can't understand why people call it two-faced.

I hate Fontainhas. They lie a lot!

by bgwhbrhbvhbbhva August 23, 2012

Fontenoting

When you are looking for a word in urban dictionary to make fun of a friend only to realize he is banging your mother whilst you search.

I totally had my hand all like blah and was fontenoting ben's mom.

by Fuscoggan July 24, 2015

Fontanal

font-eyn-l
adjective
1. Perverse fixation or obsessiveness with the attributes of a font for an intended purpose. A fontanal person may obsessively fixate on font attributes like style, size, stroke width, serifs, size of serifs, character confusion, tracking, and kerning.

Aaron is so fontanal, he would not approve of that font on our project because the 1 looked like an l.

by TRACS Monkey October 7, 2016

Foretecta

(four-a-TECH-tah) A foretecta is Somebody that has been given clear instructions and several examples for a task, but still can't complete said task.

Oh my god, I had to explain to him at least 1,000 times how the dryer works. What a foretecta!

by creativeCataclysm November 17, 2016

Fontayjiah

Is a girl who does what she wants. Also doesn't let people bring her down. Will always speak the truth even if you don't like it. Will only for white boys, if ever went for black she wasn't in her correct mind. Doesn't fuck with certain people. If you have a problem with her then she will tell you to say to her face and then you guys can settle or deal with it like grown ups. Never toke someone else man. And then always will be the greatest and bests friend you will EVER HAVE IN YOR LIFE. So if you have her keep her because you'll the true her if you known her for 5 or more years.

Hey did you see a boy with Fontayjiah

Yeah he is so lucky*

by TheKittyCatOfTheWest May 16, 2017

ForeTear

(Verb) The act of cutting, burning, or ripping your foreskin by masterbating to hard without lubricant.

Derives from the two words...
Foreskin-the skin on your penis
Tear-to rip or break somethong

"OW! I jerked to hard and foreteared my dick!"

by Punished_Venom_Snakle July 21, 2017