Myself

Annoying😔👊

Someone: ew who sat
Someone: It's Myself😔

by UwU.my.dude February 13, 2019

peepee-piss-myself-bitch

What you should want a woman (who will kill you) to call you

Please make me your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch

by make-me-your-bitch September 17, 2022

So I don't have to blame myself

Which is exactly what they are doing. Blaming me so that they don't have to blame themselves.

Hym "No. I work to fill a need. I do need to work just because the rest of you have to. This is a pathetic attempt as avoiding the resent you are going to experience when you have to continue to work and I do not. That's why I'm getting harassed at work. The want me to work harder and I do have to just work harder at you behest. You're being childish an you need to answer me in the manner I instructed. Text. Video. Or live on the Majority Report. And you need to talk about what is happening to me. If you would have done it in the first place you would have more kids and you'll have one fewer if you don't. Oh? Is it credible this time? But not 10 years ago? 'Blame Hym so I don't have to blame myself.' "

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

Incest (The I Do It Myself Back Smacks): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Incest (The I Do It Myself Back Smacks): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

playing with not myself

helping someone else masturbate

Boy 1: So, what were you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: I was, uh, playing with not myself...

by thatstragic October 8, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose Robles, Thanks, Raymond Robles, For Inspiring Myself, Angel Jose Robles To Journal My Emotions To Master Becoming A Sociopath<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose Robles, Thanks, Raymond Robles, For Inspiring Myself, Angel Jose Robles To Journal My Emotions To Master Becoming A Sociopath<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

killing myself

something people say when they have to do something school related

teacher: we have a pop quiz and later i’m assigning you homework.

person: i’m killing myself

by kazuhasfootstool<33 May 19, 2022