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Florida Surprise 

when you pull out from some head to stop from cumming, but proceed to blow your wad all over her face anyway: mutual surprise ensues, as you thought you just needed a quick break.
Dan: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh no! Cindy, stop! I'm gonna cum!"
*yahtzee*
Cindy: "What? Come on Dan, what the fuck! All over my face?"
Dan: "Sorry darling, it was a Florida Surprise!"
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Florida Marlin

When a guy is having sex with a chick and his buddy is hiding in a closet with a camera. Once the guy having sex yells, "Gotcha!" he hooks his finger in her mouth like shes a fish and his buddy pops out of the closet and takes a picture.
Last night i pulled the Florida Marlin on my now ex-girlfriend.

Florida-Georgia Line 

When your gut has been hanging over your pubic region so long there is a crease.
That man has a well-developed Florida-Georgia line. I hope he keeps it clean.
Florida-Georgia Line by kellyscott September 23, 2014

Florida girl 

a native Floridian girl who knows what it is to live in a swamp. Knows what black water is, how to swim around gators learned to swim before she could walk, and knows their is more to her beautiful Florida than that damn mouse
Ex. Hey wanna go down to the river? We can party like real a florida girl
Florida girl by gatorbabe October 17, 2013

Florida Atlantic

Florida Atlantic University (FAU)- A public university in Boca Raton, Florida which has mediocre undergraduate programs, lackluster admission requirements, and no school spirit what so ever. Tons of hot girls though.

Kid1 " Hey i got accepted to Florida Atlantic today!"

Kid2 " but you didn't even apply there."

Kid1 " I know, go figure!"

florida rape van 

vehicle used by MAGA Bomber in the sunshine state.
recent MAGA bomber Cletus adorned his white florida rape van with MAGA stickers and hillary sucks memes hoping to avoid detection by local police.
florida rape van by Uncle Joosie October 26, 2018

florida peach 

a hot female from the state of florida
I fucked a florida peach like it was goin outta style then i talked to my friends about it they was all: DAYUM SUN where did u find her