Floor Cheese

1. The greatest piece of cheese to ever exist on the face of this planet.

1. "Hey, someone just slapped him in the mouth with cheese!" "That's not just cheese, it's Floor Cheese!"

by Padenniray December 09, 2010

the door in the floor

Literally, a door in the floor, leading to a basement or crawlspace.

"Dad, what did you do with my video games?"

"I tossed them down the door in the floor!"

by The Big Green Thing November 19, 2004

Floor banana

A phrase for a man who is completely and utterly wasted, to the point where one is constantly falling on the floor due to the lack of coordination.

Esha: I went home with this crazy floor banana the other day and he rocked my world.

Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.

by The worst person August 31, 2017

floor towel

a clever device used by the elite to catch everything from animals to dinosaur dna

i spilled my pop and used my floor towel to mop up.

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021

Floor Taki

The act of shitting on a floor, covering it in hot sauce and chili powder, and eating it.

Yo, David just did a full on Floor Taki. Props to him

by bitchinlikea2 February 14, 2019

Floor Potato

The act of over exertion to the point of collapsing onto the floor like the apple of the earth

I sucked wheel then sprinted for the finish. I woke up a floor potato

by The first floor potato April 07, 2021

floor fucker

an extremely slutty cheerleader that frequently drops to her knees and makes sexual gyrations with her hips while being very close to the ground

Did you see Emma cheering today? She was a total floor fucker during her dance

by Dora la exploradora January 30, 2015