Flower Girl

1. A little girl who carries flowers at a wedding.

2. A girl who regularly inhales marijuana.

1. The flower girl carried flowers at the wedding.

2. Yeah, Lauren's a flower girl.

by ace227 November 26, 2007

Flonkerton

A sport with Icelandic roots, in which one must carry "paper snow shoes" on their feet to stomp their way to the finish line. It directly translates in Icelandic to: "box of paper snowshoe racing"

Phyllis won Flonkerton by using her superior Flonkerton skills to beat Kevin

by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018

Flower mound highschool

The gayest school in flower mound where everything in this school sucks ass except for cross country where you get lots of foreskin action and dropping the soap. The 9th grade campus has a really hot teacher and lots of thots and hoes. It shouldn’t be that difficult to acquire nudes. Lots of whites and Indians and homosexuals and also emo kids. Worst school ever.

Person 1: you have a huge peepee
Person 2: yeah I’m in flower mound highschool cross country

by ForeskinLuver69 February 19, 2019

Power Flower

Another Term for Weed

"Damn homie, lets go do some Power Flower."
"Hell Yea!"

by Ryann Rushh<3 October 27, 2008

leprechaun flowers

weed, marijuana

first coined by rapper E-40 in 2002

he thought he was buying leprechaun flowers, but later decided it must have been oregano

by sircasey February 15, 2009

Flonker

Someone who posts to the Usenet newsgroup alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, which has nothing to do with aliens or vampires.

"Oh, good. Flonkers."

by mimus September 11, 2008

guilt flowers

Flowers given to a woman by her husband or boyfriend to make up for something that he is guilty of, but she doesn't know about. Usually, guilt flowers are given by the man without any apparant reason and as such are accompanied by a card that says something like "Just because". When actually, the pang of guilt after he cheated on his partner, or when he chose not to tell her about the visit to the strip club with the guys, or whatever sin he committed, overcame him and he felt he had to make it up to her, while not having to confess to anything.

Sam: I met this hot woman on the elevator at work this morning. Something came over me and the next thing I knew I'm asking her for her number. Jennifer will never know about it, but still, I feel bad I did it.

Jason: No worries, dude. Just pick up some guilt flowers on the way home tonight. It's like being forgiven without having to confess.

Sam: No way, won't she be suspicious?

Jason: Are you kidding? Women go crazy over flowers. By the time the flowers are dead and the spell wears off, it'll all be history. Trust me. Works every time.

by Ricky Pompeii April 21, 2008