fidget toy

A little toy that does nothing that some people use because they have anxiety and fidget problems, but other people get them too and say bullshit like "ohh I actually need this" and it becomes a stupid trend.

"Hey want to try my fidget toy?"

by Flii May 1, 2017

fidget

Fidget = Female Midget
Usually used for a woman that is short, but not really a midget.

"I only date tall men."
"What? But you're a fidget!"

by blobbs_burgers December 13, 2012

nuked the fridge

The movie version of "jumped the shark".

Indiana Jones 4 nuked the fridge went they nuked the fridge.

by LMG9 May 26, 2008

Fridge Whore

Someone who wakes up in the middle of the night while staying at a guest's house and proceeds to sample all of the food in their refrigerator.

Madeleine found out that her sister Bella was a fridge whore after Bella strategically sampled all of the food in Madeleine's refrigerator and passed out on the floor in ecstacy with the door open.

by static1432 March 21, 2010

flinge

A vaginal mullet. An untrimmed beaver. Originates from the tongue twister "Fluffy Flange Fringe".

After cooking in the nude the nun found some flinge hair in her soup.

by Geoff Battle January 7, 2004

mini fridge

a short person that is incredibly wide and takes up half a hall way

I was almost crushed by that mini fridge after lunch.

by The Prez March 20, 2007

Flingering

The realisation that your fingers smell of something you've been doing to a young lady which you really shouldn't have been.

"Dude - I need to eat some cheese puffs right now. I'm flingering and I need to mask the smell"

by Malcolm Maison November 24, 2014