poppy fletcher

very unfunny person and usually thinks shes sick but not also likes to smell sweat

hey isnt poppy fletcher unfunny

by Horhey Money Morgan December 11, 2021

jack fletcher

Women repeler, child attractor, dates minors(Boys), miller, zesty, kinky but lets not forget his mother is leng.

Don’t be a jack fletcher or you might go to prison

Doing a jack fletcher

by yungNickOnDaTrack February 27, 2023

Danish Fletching

The action of massaging a mans balls and sucking their tip simultaneously, making them cum faster, then you use their semen to create the end of an arrow onto their cock and then freezing it, hence creating an 'arrow' out of the mans cock and cum.

Bro, my girl just did the Danish fletching on me, it was so good!

by weednosethereindeer June 18, 2023

Lacey fletcher couch

A extremely Disturbing case of a couch with a girl named lacey fletcher laying on the couch dead melted into the couch, the girl weighted less than 100 pound and covered in her own bodily fluids and fly larva, apparently the reason she was there is because she had Locked in syndrome which is when you cant move a muscle or anything, it was estimated that that girl was on the couch for 12 entire years, YES you heard me 12 ENTIRE YEARS WITHOUT MOVING A MUSCLE, This is such a disturbing case that im actually shaking while writing this shit.

Evan: Hey John
John: Yea Evan?
Evan: Have you heard of Lacey Fletcher Couch?
John: No
Evan: * maniacal laugh * search it up
John: ok
John: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IM FUCKING TRAUMATIZED!

by Fucked up stuff November 6, 2023

sir quincy fleet

Great intelligent horse that is amazingly nice and happy 24/7. They are the greatest horses on earth. No one would disrespect this horse. This horse's name is closest to God. You should be honored to have this horse. Usually owned by a Dale. These Dales are sexy and you would be very lucky to have a Dale and a Sir Quincy Fleet.

"Wow, who was Dale riding yesterday?"

"Oh, that was Sir Quincy Fleet. Aren't they amazing?"

by BethHRJ July 25, 2014

The Mick Fleetwood

A solo sexual position where the man sticks his flaccid penis in between the hit-hats of a drum kit and starts to play

"You Can Go Your Own Way" until erection and, eventually, orgasm is acheived.

David: "Hey man, whats with the noise coming from the basement?"
John: " I just walked in on Mark doing The Mick Fleetwood on his dads kit, I guess the rumours were true.

by emcharmander19 May 27, 2021

Maleko and Fleko

The best duo, MALEKO and FLEKO 4L. Best couple out there and all yall niggas aint shi.

Aint no duo out there better than MALEKO and FLEKO. Eko W 4L

by MALEKO<3 March 17, 2023