Flatassmentalimparment

When a girl thinks she has a fat ass but she doesn’t have any ass

That poor girl over there has flatassmentalimparment

by Bigboy3578347 July 4, 2019

Flatassmentalimparment

When a girl thinks she has a fat ass but she doesn’t have any ass

That poor girl over there has flatassmentalimparment

by Bigboy3578347 July 4, 2019

flatassitish

Pronounciation: flat-ass-eye-tish

Definition: Keiko Roy

"Damn keiko ass real flat"
"ikr she got flatassitish"

"she need a bbl fr"
"Yh in severe cases of flatassitish a double or maybe even a triple is needed"

by stanbtsyouhouseslaves November 23, 2021

Fatal Ouch

Synonymous with "Epic Fail", except there is no second chance. By committing this "Fatal Ouch" you officially suck, and have no second chance to redeem yourself. You're stuck sucking at life forever.

She just posed nude on the cover of playboy... and she's 450 pounds. Fatal Ouch- good luck living that one down.

by bitchknowseverything March 3, 2011

fatalpalm

When a facepalm (or any of its usual variants, such as the facedesk or double facepalm) is not sufficient enough to convey how painfully stupid something is, a fatalpalm may be executed.

The fatalpalm is similar to a facepalm, except it decapitates.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore. *fatalpalm*

by Ganzfeld_Modus September 19, 2013

Fatal Butt Itch

A condition where you itch your anal cavity aggressively until a blood clot builds up. Death may occur

How did little Timmy die? -He died from a fatal butt itch.

by Dean Gullburry December 17, 2014

Fatallac

A hot chick with a fat ass like a cadillac!

Hey you see that girl over there? Man shes got a fat ass like a cadillac!! Shes a fatallac!!

by Tinymark June 26, 2015