cunt flaps

noun, the side flaps of the female genitalia

originates in english class, cunt flaps was one of the hang man answers i made for shamus, we were bored

-That chicks got massive cunt flaps, dirty!

by York March 28, 2004

fishy flaps

A woman's labia, usually one that hangs out and smells rather vivid.

Her fishy flaps could be smelt as soon as I walked into the room.

by Pete November 15, 2004

cunt flap

The flaps on a cunt,loose meaty flesh over hanging either side of a womans bits and bobs

jesus she's a right slapper, the cunt flaps were hangin off her

by steve head May 23, 2006

Poodle-flaps

Poodle-flaps is a term used to substitute a swear word when cursing. It is often used when under the influence of cannibis, and can be a response to something that you are incapable of formulating a lucid reply to. The term conjures images of a Poodle's vaginal flaps, and this is the intent.

Bob: "James, pass the pringles..."
<knocking over the pringles in an attempt to reach them>
James: Poodle-flaps!

Alternatively:
<Upon making an error in work or college>
"Poodle-flaps!"

by Simon Whiteside February 1, 2005

Flap jacking

The female version of tea bagging.

What is it called when a girl tea bags someone? It's called flap jacking!

by Chucksama November 14, 2013

Butter Flaps

Wet farts. Moist sounding gas.

I may need to run wipe. I got the butter flaps today. Feeling a little greasy.

All that beer and Mexican food gave me the butter flaps.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2018

flap fungus

Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.

Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.

"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."

by flaplover February 2, 2010