flaming ted

A sexual act which requires the application of hand sanitizer to a penis while masturbating. Just before climax, a third party must ignite the hand sanitizer, which causes the entire package to burst into flames. See flaming susanne for vagina.

Hey Earl, would you mind helping me with a flaming ted?

by DB BN February 5, 2008

flaming pete

When a man douses his cock in Barcardi 151, lights it, and then proceeds to fuck his partner in the ass.

The only way she could get off was by him giving her the ol' flaming pete.

by Tommy January 27, 2003

old flame

a former lover, a former spouse

Her old flame was fond of Chardonnay.

by The Return of Light Joker August 12, 2009

flames suck

Common hockey phrase referring to the Calgary Flames and their complete lack of skill, speed and grit. They have an obvious inferiority complex to their rivals to the north, the Edmonton Oilers. Flames fans say they are sick of hearing about The Oil and their 5 Stanley Cups. I'd be sick of hearing about it too if I cheered for a team that has only one Stanley Cup. Now the inferiority complex is getting even worse for Flames fans as they witness the Oilers young exciting line-up surely to win future championships while the Flames roster continues to get older and slower with no hope for the future.

I have played a lot of hockey, watched a lot of hockey and have a decent knowledge of the game. Any person with a brain for hockey knows that the flames suck.

by ShooterCole January 30, 2012

Flaming Charisma

Nickname of Minho, a member of a South Korean boy band called SHINee.

Minho is the rapper of the group, and he is also the tallest. He is regarded to have "alien-like good looks."

No one fucks with the flaming charisma.

by CALPICO SKY June 28, 2009

flamed up

A gang term used by gangs that rep with red (chiefly Bloods and Northsiders) which means wearing alot of or entirely red clothing to represent the gang. Used in combination with belts, hats, even shoelaces to a certain side (e.g left for Northsiders, right for Bloods in most cities left for Bloods in the People Nation)

Nigga1: Look at Tyrone, rockin' red to da flo'. Nigga why you flamed up?
Tyrone: It's B'z up, nigga.

by skudge January 9, 2008

flaming heterosexual

A male who is married and possibly has children but acts like a flaming queen. He may be in denial or in the closet or just overly effeminate.

Person 1: What! Christopher Lowell is Married?
Person 2: Yeah, he is a flaming heterosexual.

by jamison313 May 23, 2006