Pouring cereal first

This is the true way to eat cereal, if you put milk first you are a failure to human kind. The only acceptable way to eat cereal is putting the cereal first! Do not let Asian men tell you other wise *ehem* *cough cough* JUNGKOOK *cough*

You are beneath me and everyone else who pours cereal first.

Jungkook: *pours milk first*
Cereal Gods: *oblivorates him and sends him to eternal damnation* The only way to eat cereal is by pouring cereal first. What a disgrace. Do it the correct way peasent.
Jungkook: *crying while putting cereal first in hell*

by YourAncestorsIncestors May 17, 2018

strong first post

When someone completely new to the boards at Bodybuilding.com comes in and either says something totally idiotic, asks a question about illegal steroids or just makes a foolish statement in general, an experienced poster will then say, "Strong first post."

Noob: Hay, guise! I'm wondering what PCT I should take for my first cycle. I am 18 years old, 150 lbs."

Experienced Poster: Strong first post, noob. GTFO."

Noob: "You don't have to be all mean, I just wanted to get some answers without doing any research. Gosh..."

by strong postin bish January 14, 2010

first amendment parasite

An individual or group of people who go to government buildings with a camera to get a reaction out of people. They claim that they're trying to protect people's rights but in reality they are just craving attention and trying to get hits for their videos.

Man 1. Hey, who's that douche bag with the camera spouting nonsense?

Man 2. Oh he's just one of those first amendment parasites. Pay him no mind.

by Dirtywoody March 9, 2020

Sofia the first

A show about A girl in the village doing alright then she became a princess overnight, now she has to figure out how to do it right. There’s so much too learn and see up in the castle with her new family. A whole enchanted world is waiting for her she’s so excited to be Sofia the first.

Person 1- omg have you watched Sofia the first

Person 2- obviously

by thiccy~piggy October 22, 2020

first nations

Another term to describe Indian or Aboriginal peoples indigenous to North America. Has gained wider usage in Canada, while in the United States the term "Native American" is more common.

My friend's ancestry is part First Nations; her mother is Cree.

by Syrinx November 15, 2006

First Base

The first step in a sexual realtionship involving making out or french kissing

"I don't when when that chick is going to give me some action, it's been a month and we're still only on first base!"

by Little Blue Patakha January 16, 2003

First crush

The first person you ever had romantic feelings for.

I killed my first crush with a brick.

by PatrickBateman1962 August 12, 2011