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finger mopping

Cleaning the anus by rubbing it in a back and forth circular motion with the tip of the middle finger and slipping the finger tip in a few times no more than nail deep. Typically performed in the shower.
I used be worried about my freshness before getting butt banged but since I have a high fiber diet my doctor suggested a light finger mopping instead of douching.
by Brien2 January 17, 2011
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Centipede Fingers

The ability to type at 100 words per minute or greater. Also associated with the chatter from the keyboard on someone who can type ridiculously fast
Joe has centipede fingers. "Hey Joe take it easy on your keyboard with those centipede fingers of yours."
by yungott March 25, 2016
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Vaggie Fingers

The pleasant or unpleasant condition whereby the smell of the girl you finger banged the night before remains on your hands.
Roger finger banged a homeless woman after work for a couple of pills to get high and wound up with the worst case of vaggie fingers. He couldn't scrub the smell off for several days.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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Finger Turner

An eBook that is exciting to read and hard to put down.
I need ice for my finger. I was e-reading a Stephen King book last night --- it was so good,I couldn't put it down. It's a real Finger Turner
by jbbruce001 April 18, 2011
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talk to the finger

A suggestion you make to someone who has insulted you or someone you’re with as you calmly raise your middle finger about a foot in front of their face.
I think I have solution: talk to the finger.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020
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finger ride

(v.) When a dude straight up let’s a chic ride his finger as though it’s his erect penis so as to provide stimulation. Often the gentleman may allow said female to ride his finger whilst still fully clothed.
He gave me the best finger ride, I managed to cum in less than 2 minutes
by Alex Frank Smith May 29, 2018
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Salad fingers

the creepiest cartoon series i have ever watched. it will haunt my dreams. the series has recently re-emerged, with part 9. it is the scariest of them all.
i love Salad Fingers' classic british vocabulary. it's genius.
by Chowderz October 30, 2011
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