father

A man who begets and helps to raise his children. He strives to keep them safe and healthy. He works to feed and clothe them, and to send them to trade school or college. He gives them every opportunity to grow in experience and wisdom. He teaches them how to camp, how to shoot, and how to fix cars.

If he has a daughter, the time will come when he has to chase away a cretin who has a picture of Calvin taking a leak in the window of his pickup truck.

I work hard to be a good father to all my kids. I've raised them all to be wise and productive.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Fatherphobia

A fear of dads, or a fear of having a dad

Friend - "Aye yo my dad finna pick us up." Son - "Nah bro f*ck that i got Fatherphobia."
Mom - "Son your gonna have a dad" Son - "what."

by joebidendeeznuts February 19, 2021

Fatherless child

A child with no father

Chris is a fatherless child. His dad left him at a young age.

by GayBoiBatiMan69 September 19, 2021

Feathered rat

See Pigeon

by Fred September 22, 2003

feather play

The act of tickling with feathers for arousal usually done as foreplay.

Joe : "What do you suggest for foreplay?"
Bob : "Ever try feather play?"

Joe : "No, does it work?"
Bob : "It'll get you both in the mood."

by Anonymous123332 January 4, 2014

founding fathers

When you sperm in a girls hair and mix it up so that it resembles a white powdered wig.

Her hair was oily for weeks after she a got a founding fathers!

by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016

Founding-Father

The act of pouring powderd crack into a Male's urethra, packing it down like a musket, and climaxing into a partner's mouth or nose

You know, I just had to give her ye ol' founding-father

by Chrombompulus Michael October 22, 2019