felching lesbians

A crude turn of phrase used to signify the extraordinary unlikelihood that something will occur. It can also be used to describe something that is taboo, disgusting, or oxymoron-ic.

The chances of getting your NCAA tournament bracket 100% correct is like felching lesbians - it just doesn't happen (although technically, it could).

by Kourics March 17, 2010

straddling the fence to the spirit world

is an expression used for when you get so fucked up on

kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit

world.

that dank we smoked at dangus' sketch pad got me so

fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

felch

to suck your own cum out of another persons ass.

i felched your mom.

by ryan November 25, 2002

felching straw

Between two homosexual males. The act of one man blowing his load into his partners anas. When this is completed the male who blew his load will take a straw and suck out the cum out of the man's anas.

The man loves the taste of his own cum and other males anal juices so much, that after he performs anal sex he begins felching all the secretions.

by taint October 15, 2003

fanchasmic

(fan-chaz-mick)
When something or someone is so fantastic and charismatic it becomes fanchasmic.

Adam Brody (The OC) is so fanchasmic.

by Emma May 5, 2005

Felchers Dungeon

A dark or dank place usually filled to the brim with Felchers, Felchmongers, Felch merchants and Felch farmers going about their business.

guy1: Yo dude, the other night i walked in to blockbuster and it was like a total Felchers Dungeon.

guy2: Dude, what did you do?

guy1: What else, i got down on all fours and farmed me some felch!

by Felchers Dungeon November 14, 2009

Fence Sitter

Fence Sitter - Sheriff Blatz - A person who wishes to stay neutral, to not pick a side, to avoid confrontation.

''Oi Sheriff Blatz you ''Fence Sitter'' Pick a fucking side you coward''.

by V4mp1ress January 19, 2019