Farah Fawcett

The celebrity who happens to die on the same day as another, more famous celebrity, and whose death is overshadowed.

Named for the late Charlie's Angel who happened to die on the same day as Michael Jackson.

Wow, Les Paul was really the Farah Fawcett of the week.

by WrittenWords September 10, 2009

Faceturbating

Masturbating To pictures on Facebook.

I was caught faceturbating to profile pictures of the hot asian with the big booty and nice titties.

by I'm erect right now aren't you June 30, 2011

facetious

Unique as the only word in the English language to sound like a variation of it's slang definition. In other words: It sounds like it may actually mean "full of feces" although it does not...but it does mean full of shit.

After telling that joke he said he was being facetious, but we all know he was just looking for a smarter sounding way of saying he was full of shit.

by MoTremper September 6, 2007

Facetious

Giving a sarcastic answer,to show how obvious something is.

My mates and I saw a film on Saturday night.

You mean at the cinema?

No,in the garden shed,of course at the cinema!

That's being facetious.

by SomeoneNew December 18, 2012

Faceturbation

When someone likes his own status/photo/comment on Facebook.

Johnny: Feeling lonely tonight, think it's a good time for a little faceturbation..

*likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* AHHHHH *facegasm*

*mom comes in*

Johnny: OHHH GOD MOM I CAN EXPLAIN

Mom: What are you gonna explain, that you have no friends?

by pinkzeppelin09 December 27, 2011

Facetron

A: A machine with which to cut gems

B:A robotic face

A: I just faceted my diamond on this here facetron.

B:OH MY GOD FACETRON HAS COME TO CONSUME US ALL WITH HIS VEANGEFUL, FLAMING TEETH!

by Joe December 11, 2003

fauchet

area between arse hole and ball sack also refered to as corinal ridge

go on baby lick my fauchet u no i love it

by crypt keeper November 4, 2003