I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder. Also I pee on cats

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker August 16, 2021

farlee

an extrememly eccentric person, often outcast for qualities of intense weird-ness, in the same gene pool as hippies and freaks. a farlee is charaterised by its brightly coloured clothes, bizarre hairstyles, multiple creative talents, contradictory musical preferences, discriminatory, inconsistent and rude opinions and bizarre facial expressions.

"She can't sit with us; she's a farlee!"
"Mummy mummy! Look at that farlee!"

by Dr Huber August 8, 2008

stoplight fartlek

A form of cross-country training originally from Sweden, but adapted to a city environment. Like traditional backcountry fartlek, stoplight fartlek involves changing the tempo of the run, except instead of instinctually changing pace, the speed is governed by traffic and lights.

"I thought I'd take a leisurely jog around the park, but it turned into a stoplight fartlek when I tried to ride a greenwave and dodge a couple buses."

by Harris Bergstein August 8, 2008

fartle

a small fart often not thought to be worth mentionning, but can sometimes be followed through, resulting excremishing or a fartleberry.
see 'excremished'

there are never really examples as they are not often spoken of, unless resulting in a follow through, one may be on the bus and be confronted by a fellow human being who will say something along these lines
"'psst. man I need help, you know that smell...well I though it was a fartle, but seems there was more to it than that...you don't 'appen to 'ave a spair pair of undies do you?"

by Daniel Crompton November 19, 2003

Fartception

1. When you can smell your fart in another person's fart.

2. When two people fart at the a time .

Ashwin : I farted

Josh : You nasty F*ck ! Your insides must be deteriorating and rotting to produce a foul smell like this.What the hell did you eat !? *farts*

Ashwin : =.='''

Josh : I farted too..Oooh the aroma, the texture, the profound nature of it all, this is the art of a genius encapsulated in gas

Ashwin : Basically, you can smell your fart in my fart.

Josh : It's a fartception !

by zingeraddict November 8, 2011

farteater

A farteater is a person whose moral character smells but they hide it like an odor eater. They cover up their moral stench.

Stacey thought his shit didn't stink, but that clever fox discovered that Toby is nothing more than a farteater.

by eschatologicalsanguine April 30, 2011

non-farted

That feeling (for guys, anyway) when you stand there trying to piss, and it feels like you have to fart, so you let fly and nothing happens.

I stood there for like thirty seconds before I non-farted. I was so disappointed

by The Dude of Bong-itude January 18, 2006