Farmer’s Breakfast

When you wake her up, plow every hole and plant your seed deep in each one.

Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.

Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Farmer’s Fart

When someone’s fart makes the air around them smell like a farm

I thought it smelled because of a nearby farm but I soon realized that one of the guys just let out farmer’s farts!

by Spencer802 July 21, 2018

farter mc carter

Another word for CEO OF BOMBEN INC.

OMG!!! IT'S FARTER MC CARTER HOLY CR##!

by FarterMcCarter May 10, 2020

Fadfer

A man who is addicted to all gay porn

Dustun is such a fadfer dude

by Person69430420410 January 2, 2021

Farter The Funny

Silly autistic retard who has half the normal amounts of chromosomes. AKA Fat inbred fat toothless fat retard fat burger fat

Dylan Merfy is Farter the Funny!!!!

by I_love_Trey January 26, 2023

Farmer's Head

A particularly large potato shaped head. One that is too large for the body, and is generally thinning on top.

Couldn't see a thing at the theatre - got stuck behind some guy with a farmer's head!

by Rubble Tubbler September 26, 2023

Post farmer

(noun) An individual who particapates in a post farm.

Mod 1: You know that news topic we made on the scammers?

Mod 2: Yeah, what about it.

Mod 1: A bunch of people are saying "thanks for the warning" but I think they're all just post farmers.

by Terabyte324 July 2, 2009