Fake Stoner

Somebody who smokes weed once, then decides that they must learn everything about marijuana and look at weed accessories all day. They will commonly not give a fuck about anything you say if it doesn't involve weed. They will correct a legit stoner with scientific facts about weed. Also they will call themselves hippies and wear nothing but Rastafarian colors all the time. They only listen to Kottonmouth Kings and other artists who only sing about "smoking the herb" Total fucking grievances.

Me- "Well I just got a joint of purple destroyer, (real strain, dank as all fuck) im going to listen to Bring Me The Horizon"
Fake Stoner- " First of all, strains don't matter, secondly joints are a scientific waste of weed, and finally listen to Bob Marley, what you listen to doesn't even discuss weed, you're not a stoner."
Me- Oh my fucking word, shut up you little wannabe fake stoner!!!!!!

by AtomicGamer17 July 29, 2013

50 yard fake

When a girl looks good faraway, but up close they are ugly

wow tara is a 50 yard fake

by Action Lutherwood January 13, 2004

fake gangster

Acting like you are someone who grew up in a rough neighborhood.

Chris is a fake gangster because he likes to think he grew up on rough streets, yet he was in an upper class neighborhood.

by Fake Irishman December 12, 2007

fake prankster

Someone who won't go up to real strangers;who doesn't have balls.......and a bitch.

Person 1:Dude this youtuber is posting fake pranks.
Person 2:Yea man, he must be a fake prankster.

by Strikxh December 4, 2016

Fake Redneck

People who aren't truly rednecks, but more like guys who come from city/suburban to wealthy environments who will buy a truck, listen to country music and brag about "being a redneck." You can tell that they look up to people like Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy as some sort of guidence reference on how to be a redneck. They are generally all-talk, and they tend to always talk about their truck, hunting, their gun collection, country music, and the like.

FR: "So we were listening to some Toby Keith while we were muddin' in ma truck and we saw some deer and we shot them summbitches...."
Normal Person: "Oh shut the fuck up you fake redneck, you're from Manhattan."

by u4ug54o3214ih53u4g5y434 December 29, 2007

Fake the snake

"To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing."

- /u/A_Voe

An example of how to fake the snake:
"...Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF (not the girl he threatened me over) and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that."

- /u/DrDisastor

"The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
From now on whenever I make up a story, I’m adding a stolen pet snake."

- /u/Duke_Leto

by ShittyGrammar-Nazi November 1, 2017

Fakesh baree

It's an original Gilaki(language of north of Iran) phrase which has a veriaty of definitions ranging from come on! or no kidding! when used in a friendly way, to go away, get the hell outta here or fuck off when used with anger. Baree individually means bro in Gilaki

1. For example when a strange boy comments shits on your girl's pic to flirt, you can reply to him "fakesh baree"
2. A: "that loner loser got a hot chick...khak ti sare mian(Gilaki; shame on you!)" B:"fakesh baree!"

by /Dena/ August 16, 2018