The fact that Joe didn't clean the beaker properly was the absent factor in the experiment that lead to the explosion in the lab.
by jon132 March 1, 2009
Get the Absent Factormug. The phenomena that renders a television or movie program unwatchable for more than a few moments before the desire to change the channel or leave the theatre becomes irresistable due to the high levels of stupidity contained therein.
Titled for the Three Stooges, stooge factor can change over time, illustrating how some of our most beloved television programs and movies can become completely unwatchable years later.
Something so utterly stupid that it defies belief.
The desire to escape the program may actually be accompanied by a subtle fear that continuing to watch it may actually make one less intelligent.
(Parody phrase of Fear Factor)
Note that it is possible for modern television and movie programs to have such horrible writing, acting, etc. that it can be said to contain a high stooge factor.
Titled for the Three Stooges, stooge factor can change over time, illustrating how some of our most beloved television programs and movies can become completely unwatchable years later.
Something so utterly stupid that it defies belief.
The desire to escape the program may actually be accompanied by a subtle fear that continuing to watch it may actually make one less intelligent.
(Parody phrase of Fear Factor)
Note that it is possible for modern television and movie programs to have such horrible writing, acting, etc. that it can be said to contain a high stooge factor.
A Three's Company episode being funny back in the 1980s being out of place in the new millennium. Or watching Jerry Lewis try to do his old stand-up routine at a modern comedy festival.
Basically, makes you want to get the hook.
"I can't watch this crap. Too high a stooge factor!"
Basically, makes you want to get the hook.
"I can't watch this crap. Too high a stooge factor!"
by Web Scribe January 9, 2009
Get the stooge factormug. An amount of time added to any journey in a rural area to allow for getting stuck behind slow moving agricultural vehicles or coming across farm animals in the road.
by heppers July 22, 2017
Get the Tractor factormug. by mangokoolaid August 20, 2011
Get the pissification factormug. If you one fixes, places or installs something where other people can get to it, someone will eventually DICK WITH it.
A maintenance person installs a thermostat in a common area used by employee's. The thermostat has a locking cover placed over it. Someone gets the cover worked loose and broken so they can turn up the tempurature. So the maintenance person must figure in the Dickwith Factor, installing the thermostat by means that makes it way to hard to dick with. or installing it in a manner that being dicked with makes no difference.
by Maintenance Man April 28, 2014
Get the dickwith factormug. The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days
That is a very pretty pollce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100
by Captaincool149 December 3, 2021
Get the Glaze Factormug. by Alberto zfactor Einstein August 29, 2018
Get the Goldy the factormug.