Kool-aid facial

When you drink so much kool-aid your nut is red and tastes like kool-aid.

Dude I went on an all kool-aid diet and treated my girl to a kool-aid facial.

by M4L_blade November 4, 2016

Siberian Stew Facial

When a man ejaculates into a plastic cup and sets it outside in freezing weather. Once the semen has frozen, he takes the whole cup and throws it at a woman’s face.

The woman was laying unconscious after receiving a brutal Siberian stew facial.

by BigC9 February 18, 2021

French Onion Facial

(Pronounced - fra-INCH ON-yan FACE-shil)
When a Frenchman with a UTI jizzes on his partners face.

While satisfying male patients, Parisienne nurse Antonia enjoys getting a French onion facial

by Frank Lynch November 18, 2022

ain't no facade, ain't no fugazi

no lie no fucked up situation

Future: ain't no facade, ain't no fugazi

by maiso January 25, 2023

facial

1)When girls get make up on there face
2)Blocking a shot in basketball
3)When a guy blows his load all over the girls face after a bj. Usually does it because it looks more degrading than her spitting/swallowing

1)My sister always goes 2 the salon 2 get a facial.
2)Oh! Jermaine O'Neal gives Rip Hamiltion a facial! What a play!
3)My girlfriend Chelsea has me pussy whipped, but i return the favor by giving her a facial and degrading her

by Lapdog August 10, 2004

lumpkin facial

While getting a lumpkin (getting a blow job while taking a shit) you simply get up and shove the lumpkin givers face into the toliet giving them a facial full of shit.

Kim wasnt giving me a good lumpkin so i got mad and gave her a lumpkin facial.

by Jordan aka Shotta May 23, 2006

Facial Martini

also known as a money shot.
Can be either frozen or on the rocks, depending on the velocity.

After a long night of drinking, I took Debby home for a facial martini... shaken not stirred.

by VooDooPlanksta December 21, 2006