Someone who is only looking for a piece of ass to use and emotional support from the person without defining the relationship
friend #1: I've been dating a guy and we've become super close these days. But he doesn't want a relationship.
friend #2: Oh, so he's a serious fuck boy.
friend #2: Oh, so he's a serious fuck boy.
by sunnio October 9, 2020
Get the serious fuck boymug. People from the government/media often say they are serious, or to take a storm seriously, or that they are no nonsense people, which is not the same as being serious. They want to be taken seriously, that's why they're saying what they're saying the way they're saying it. When someone wants to get respect, or be respected, they'll say/do just about anything to get what they want, just like people will say/do just about anything to get money or anything else they want.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
Get the Seriousmug. when someone is being inappropriately serious in a otherwise non serious situation, so seriously they threaten violence and serious threats. They often view the internet as very SRYS BUISNSS, and take offense when you are being not school serious on the interwebs. They enjoy taking to a crowd of people that are on the same level of Magedy Seriousness, how often rare that is. Their favorite pastimes are checking Wikipedia for VAGRANTS AND HOOLIGANS as well. Your resistance makes their penis harder.
Man, that dude was a serious maged. Look at the way he pulled that knife on Carlos SpicyWeiner for telling that racist joke. He's a Danger to society, and he's dun goofed!
God I cannot Believe Carlos SpicyWeiner's Girlfriend, she ruined his vacation with all that drama she created with the seriousness. The monthly floodgates must have broken and the red river must be aflowing like the mississipah. i hope this drama doesnt affect this weekend, this maged isnt gonna blow up my fun.
A Maged is a latin slang term for killjoy, so in technicallity its a Serious Killjoy
God I cannot Believe Carlos SpicyWeiner's Girlfriend, she ruined his vacation with all that drama she created with the seriousness. The monthly floodgates must have broken and the red river must be aflowing like the mississipah. i hope this drama doesnt affect this weekend, this maged isnt gonna blow up my fun.
A Maged is a latin slang term for killjoy, so in technicallity its a Serious Killjoy
by HeadMaster Bater July 27, 2010
Get the Serious Magedmug. by Bronx20a December 14, 2016
Get the Serious Sarahmug. noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.
Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.
Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.
by BonerMasterMick2 May 6, 2021
Get the Serious Fucking Guymug. by ko_jsh_govies March 10, 2011
Get the serious-ermug. One of the most underrated YouTubers ever! He uploads videos that are intended to make others happier and more positive. The Serious Christian is awesome!
Guy: "Are you subscribed to The Serious Christian?"
Friend of Guy: "Yeah, man! His videos are great!"
Friend of Guy: "Yeah, man! His videos are great!"
by The_Intellectual_Individual October 19, 2018
Get the The Serious Christianmug.