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elevator shoot

When you have sex in an elevator that is stuck between floors then you call the fire department to break the doors open. then once they open the doors, you pull out and ejaculate in the fire fighters face.
Male 1: Yeah, dude, I shot a huge load into the firefighters face during our last elevator shoot
by Bigblackbustywoman November 20, 2013
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elevator express

To have a jerk off race with your friend in an elevator to see who will cum first before the door opens
My friend beat me in an elevator express but i was too slow and got my glue on the young children entering the elevator
by Iyeesha_brown May 23, 2014
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Elevatored

To fart in a elevator before a person gets on and to get off before the doors close. Leaving that person to a smelly delicious elevator.
I couldn't help myself and had to fart but it was in a elevator. As I was getting off, a beautiful lady walked right on the same elevator. As I turned around and saw the doors closing she just got elevatored.
by Tacklemebaby January 24, 2015
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Elevator Stoner

Middle schoolers or college freshmen who congregate in parking ramp elevators to get high in an apparent attempt to evade police and authority figures.
Parking is always free here after 9pm, though it does tend to smell of elevator stoners....
by Satans Lapdog September 4, 2016
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Elevator music

A style of jazz that's easy to loop for hours, often similar to bossa nova jazz originating from south America. Usually consisting of turn arounds and 2-5's in various keys. Great to listen to when you wanna "take a break".
"Mom, listen! There's elevator music playing in the elevator!" "Shut up you little cunt. That's actually performed by jazz musicians and it's way more pleasing to listen to than most of the modern shitty music of today. Stop calling it elevator music, it's a disrespectful term. Thanks bitch."
by Ewonyn April 2, 2017
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Elevator ladies

by Wonderingminds August 3, 2017
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elevator neck

A woman who keeps talking about sucking your dick but never does it.
"You said you were going to suck my dick.Elevator neck"
by GODEVERYTHINGREALLY1 September 14, 2017
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