Ethan is an hyperactive idiot that somehow gets all the girls. He loves dirtbikes fourwheelers and his six close friends. The only way to calm an Ethan down is bring a hoe into the room.
sometimes called kyle.
sometimes called kyle.
he's such an Ethan
by chexmaster49 October 21, 2019
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by Lilypadisbig October 24, 2019
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"Look at that kid, he's an Ethan!"
by randomshit69 October 30, 2019
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by M_vdog November 2, 2019
Get the Ethan mug.An extremely hot guy that is amazing at fighting he is super nice and caring to anyone his personality will make you feel safe around he is very good at sports and he has amazing hair he always try’s to make everything feel alright when everything isn’t he always puts the other person ahead of him and help them through whatever they are going through he is extremely confident in things he does and super strong all though he may look skinny he has a six pack underneath there he’s also got some surprises in bed if you come close with him any girl would be lucky to have him never let him go he is a keeper
by M&M’s November 2, 2019
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by Ijustwanttodie November 13, 2020
Get the Ethan mug.A fucking stud. Fucks everyone he wants. And some he doesn't. Doesn't give a shit about anything. Recently stumbled upon a large sum of money. Fucks teachers daughters on baseball fields. Takes virginities, and doesn't give me back. Has been know to go by the GOAT at sex. Smashes on the Xbox. Goes down on girls for wicked amounts of time; because he's a giver. Once made the Dos-Equis man drink a Corona. Just the sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. His best bud is Chris. And once again, the sexiest mothefucker you'll ever meet.
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Ethan makes me so wet. Everytime he looks at me, I have to change my panties.
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