elephants

very large pink animals which come into your home uninvited drink all ur coffee then spill it on your new cream carpet

the ones who attacked bransholme......bastards

by unknown March 11, 2004

elephant bitch

A woman that has no limits to her size, normally Elephant Bitchs weigh in at around 10 tonne

Example I hate VCAL and the Elephant Bitch that runs it.
Ahhh!! shes huge..yes they call them Elephant Bitchs

by bcdownloads November 11, 2006

elephant parade

When a line of at least three men use their right hand to jerk off the cock of the man standing next to him. While the concept has similar qualities to a circle jerk, it is performed while standing, or in some cases walking or jogging.

Bill, Steve, Mitch and Chuck all decided to stroll through their local grocery, only on this occasion they grabbed one another's cocks and jerked joyously as they sashayed around the store performing in front of all the wonderful spectacle that is the Elephant Parade.

by andylong85 March 23, 2008

elephant porn

Don't even think about it, slut.

Elephant porn is bad for your brain

by Used Napkin February 18, 2015

elephant line

used in fraternity initiation. all subjects parade around in a circle, left hand holding the subject behind's penis.

lets all stand in an elephant line

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

Elephant Trunk Brother

(n.) A prideful term for an uncircumcised man.

Hey Tom, you an Elephant Trunk Brother?

You know it. ETB for life.

by I call my shits grumpys February 7, 2010

Elephant ass

In golf when a shot is high and shitty, resembling an elephants ass.

(friend makes a horrible shot) *cough* elephant ass *cough*

by SALTYteaBAG November 9, 2012