ejaculation chicken

When you and another person jack off and the person who finishes first is the loser.

I and Thomas were playing ejaculation chicken yesterday.

by RascalXavierDarakar June 7, 2020

Un-ejaculate

To widen your dickhole, then use your cock like a vacuum and suck the cum back into your balls.

Woman: “Oh my god?! I told you I wasn’t safe today!”
Badass dude: “It’s okay baby I work at planned parenthood, I can just un-ejaculate.”

by Mr.SexYourself March 18, 2021

ejaculation juice

Technically man cum

“I ejaculated so hard and she swallowed it” ejaculation juice

by Fjsjfjsj November 8, 2017

Wildly Ejaculate

when someone ejaculates while screaming.

Mikey Hodgkinson wildly ejaculated while playing rocket league

by Crippled wank June 10, 2019

pidgeon ejaculator

someone who ejaculates pigeons in public spaces for money

He is a Pidgeon ejaculator

by pidgeonejaculator2000 March 14, 2023

Ejaculate Conception

The act of impregnating a female and then denying any interactions with a said woman leaves her a single mother with no father figure around.

Tom: Did you hear Sady was pregnant?
Sally: She's a virgin though, it must have been an immaculate consception
Tom: More like an ejaculate conception, she's a hoe on the DL

by UIU Speed Team August 29, 2022

Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation

In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer

Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100

by 1092616252616 October 19, 2025