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Easter Sunday

The day that Jesus comes out of his cave and looks down. If he sees his shadow, he dives back in, resulting in three more weeks of winter.
Uh-oh: the forecast is for clear weather on Easter Sunday. Guess we're in for more snow.
by Mister Natural April 30, 2011
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eater

1. A person who is eating.

2. A fat chick.

3. Someone who performs oral sex.
1. Look at that eater, chowing down on KFC.

2. Look at that eater, showing off her big tits in that low cut top, hanging out at the bar hoping for a hogger to come take her home.

3. She's such a great eater - she can make me blow it in three minutes usually.
by PMax March 9, 2008
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box eater

eatage of a woman's vajayjay. Common term for lesbians.
"Megan, you are my number one box eater."
by hookahwhore March 21, 2009
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Donkey Raping Shit Eater

Raper of donkeys and eater of shit.
"Listen Terrance, you donkey raping shit eater!"
by Fuck Face Indian September 12, 2003
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Weed-eater

The weed eater is when one performs the daunting task of eating out a female that happens to be very hairy. While "down there" the person makes the sound of a weedeater, or a reving motor sound. vrm vrm vrm vrm vrm
Its the same as 70's porn, just add the sounds effects of a weed-eater.
by Natedawg Burnett January 28, 2008
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Eastern Washington

The eastern side of the Cascade Mountains in Washington State.

Eastern Washington is desert, with hills. There is nothing of value in eastern Washington. In the summer it is very hot, and in the winter it is barren and cold. Cities include Spokane, Pullman, Ellensberg, Yakima, Sunnyside, Othello, and Walla Walla. There is a lot of farm land, the state prison, Washington State University, and more Mexicans than any other race. You can find a large Mexican gang population of Surenos and Norentos in every single town in eastern Washington.

The Tri-Cities, in the middle of the state, is the fastest growing metropolitan area in the entire United States. That is one good thing about Eastern Washington.

Completely different than western Washington, which is modern, with technology, the biggest cities (besides Spokane and Tri-Cities) like Seattle, Tacoma, Olympia, Vancouver, Bellevue, Renton, and Everett. It has lush green forests. And rain. No snow, no heat, just gray skies and rain. Eastern Washingtoniens hate Western Washingtoniens, and vice-versa.
Kid from Seattle: "Im going to go to Eastern Washington on a college visit to WSU!!"

*crosses cascades* "wow this is different"

*2 hours later* wow there is nothing here

*passes through Yakima* "were those gunshots? i'm lost.. but everyone here is a mexican"

*driving through palouse* "kill me now"

*gets to WSU 5 hours later* "fuck this. I'll apply to UW!!"

*gets rejected in favor of Asian kid from out of state*
by SeattleSweat December 3, 2013
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gentleman eater

An unusually powerful, beautiful and charasmatic woman who chases after well-mannered and considerate men with high standards of proper behavior. Only the best is acceptable for this woman. She will lead you on, act sweet and nice, and make you think she realy likes you. Then when you fall completely head over heals in love with her... she'll kill the passion. She'll stomp all over your feelings, take your money and go find another gentleman within seconds of breaking your heart.
"You're such a slutty little maneater"

"I am not! I'm a gentleman eater. I only like the good guys!"

"But you're still a slut"
by ShaniquaQ January 23, 2007
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