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DOUGE

Department of Unelected Goons Erratic - pronounced "doosh" is a new Department in the United States of America, run by a naturalized citizen, who attends cabinet meetings, and makes a swooshing sound whenever a life long patriots' benefits are denied.
The United States DOUGE has announced mass layoffs for hardworking people who used to live in a free country, allowing funds to be deposited in the DOUGE's bag of ill-gotten bank accounts.
by midcoast February 27, 2025
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Doug

Person 1: Look at Doug over there
Person 2: What is he retarded?
by Figgeh douggo March 12, 2018
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Douged it

When your playing golf and you take the shittest shot.
Swinging the club super hard but the ball only moves 4 feet. Fucking douged it.
by Mestry1 May 21, 2021
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Doug

A man that has a spade
Can you ask Doug if I can use his spade?
by suchdank my dudes May 21, 2018
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Doug

Strongly republican. Also watches Fox news and a lot of the times has OCD. He is also against immigration but never fails to make people laugh. He loves America like it's his baby and loves America and the American flags. He makes jokes that not a lot of people understand unless they are just like him. He repeats himself to make his point and always says "he's a type A person".
"Brooo Doug is so annoying, but I guess he has SOME good jokes.
by Yougotitrightttt July 15, 2019
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Doug

A Basic Person/Follower

Someone who Lacks Creativity/Low IQ

A Weak Minded Person, Easily Influenced
You are a “Doug”

I told the guy “stop being a Doug, and do whatever feels right to you, you don’t have to take advice from those other People
by Laws21 December 29, 2024
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Doug

A piece of shit

Also a back stabbing cock sucker who cares more about money than anything else
Went to the bathroom and dropped a Doug in the toilet

Doug Livesay is a back stabbing cock sucking frugal shit wad
by They call me devries November 24, 2023
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