Double Hit and Run 

When a car crash causes a consecutive car crash and either one, two, or all three of the cars flee the scene.

Daniel: Hey, did you hear that Aaron got into a double hit and run yesterday?
Craig: No! What happened?
Daniel: So Aaron was driving through an intersection, and a huge Ford F-250 ran a red light and smashed right into his car. That caused a Toyota sedan behind him to rear-end him. Both cars drove away, leaving poor Aaron's car destroyed. He had to pay for it all himself!
Craig: That's awful!

Double Hit and Run by Suboptimal_Crumb May 7, 2020

Double Dump Dutch Rudder 

To men one sitting on top of the other,while faceing each other, on a toilet seat takeing a dump while performing a double dutch rudder

I went into the truck stop bathroom to find in a stall with no doors 2 dudes doing a double dump dutch rudder

Double Dump Dutch Rudder by who is huge July 19, 2010

Double handed salmon rod 

A sexual technique, used among fishermen, to describe getting jerked off by 2 girls whilst aiming to shoot your load overboard.
(you're supposed to be on a boat to get a doublehanded salmon rod)

Hey Joe, ever since I got that penis enlargement I've gotten so many double handed salmon rods my penis is burning.

Double handed salmon rod by Fishemanjack June 21, 2012

Double Barrel Snot Rocket

The act of performing a snot rocket, but with a friend, usually of the opposite sex. The friend and the shooter connect open mouths, and the friend huffs and puffs a mighty breath through the nasal passages of the shooter, sending snot rockets out both the shooter's nostrils. The friend usually takes the full blast, so it's only recommended for those who have a mucus fetish.

"Did you see Tom and Jillian do the Double Barrel Snot Rocket?" "Yeah d00d! She totally got blasted in the eye!"

Double Barrel Snot Rocket by sean d July 21, 2008

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is simply destruction

Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

Everything: Dead

the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure. by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim 

Bubble Bass' order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate/cringiest food to ever exist.

"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019

whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame grilled taste with perfect toppers i rule this day! 

the jingle that lives rent free in your head!

hey guys have you heard the burger king jingle? it goes whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame grilled taste with perfect toppers i rule this day! isnt it a great song?

whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame grilled taste with perfect toppers i rule this day! by Summer_fnafbreach April 10, 2023