Doctor Wu

From a Steely Dan song. A euphamism for heroin.

I've got an appointment with Doctor Wu.

by Turd Q. Jackson January 30, 2005

dictator

The opposite of a pussytator. When a dictator and pussytator get together, they make babytators.

The dictator was too huge for the little pussytator.

by Tristan Michael October 10, 2006

Doctarded

Anyone who is clueless about understanding a doctor's diagnosis and/or hospital/health care terminology.

Being the doctarded person I am, I had no idea what a hysterectomy was until yesterday ...nor did I know how to spel it.

by Chad Wieland February 6, 2009

dictatorshit

An expression used to describe futile orders and rules, usually in the workplace. These are decided via the employers. And the ideas that from are behind the dictatorship are pointless, idiotic, very illogical and unreasonable. Dictatorshits can also be lead by parental figures that think they know best, when they haven't a fucking clue. Not forgetting dominant friends or your partner/ex partner.

Boss:"Larkin, get those invoices done by Thursday, organise a staff meeting to discuss productivity and clean up the toilets when you are done".

Larkin: "What? Clean the toilets boss!"

Boss: "Just get on with it, don't question my authority! If you wish to, a meeting can be arranged if you have a problem, do I make myself clear?"

Larkin: "Fuck this dictatorshit, I am out of here!"

by Darkthetamene December 31, 2008

dictact

verb. Contact with a dick

Jenny, when was the last time you got dictact?
I got dictact 2 weeks ago with Matt.

by Dictact Creator November 2, 2014

Cock Doctor

A cock doctor is a qualified wanker, who pulls himself for a living and is far worse than an everyday wanker. They do this naturally and constanly in their behaviour and think that other people are eating up their bullshit. Cock doctor's are egocentric and unaware of themselves.

A guy winking at his own reflection....COCK DOCTOR!

by Mishka81 February 5, 2010

Lid Doctor

Usually referring to a hair dresser and more commonly one who fixes shlids

Wow Donald your shlid is out of control you could do with an appointment at the Lid Doctors

by Skite Train May 9, 2011