Discord Betrayal

When you beg one of your friends to stay up longer and they agree but then they end up falling asleep

DISCORD BETRAYAL

A sad texting story
Jordan: Aight I'm gonna go to bed now.
Carter: Noo can you pleaseee stay up longer!
Jordan: Ok I will
(30 minutes later)
Carter: hello?
Carter: Jordan?
Carter: Bro you said you would stay uppp
(When Jordan wakes up)
Jordan: BRO I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO FALL ASLEEP I'M SO SORRY!!!
(Jordan later found out that carter committed suicide due to depression and loneliness )
Moral of the story: Never do something after saying you wouldn't do it.
The end

by Skeletonbones October 31, 2021

Discord Mod

A absolute down bad fat no life clown bozo that spends 27 hours a day moderating his discord server

p1: Did you hear that the discord mod of that server we're in died of a heart attack?
p2: No wonder his fatass couldn't even get out of his chair lmao

by Ryiu February 26, 2022

discord ai

if someone says they are female on discord they are definitely a government spy ai made to destroy every thing. WARNING DO NOT APPROACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1

person 1: this chick is funny
person 2: yo this isnt chick its a discord ai do not approach this thing

by unfunny kolo January 2, 2021

Discord ban

An alternative to kicking someone, banning a user will blacklist their IP address from joining your server. A discord ban can be bypassed by using a vpn or simply going to a friend's house

me: can I come to your house for a bit?

friend: why

me: I need to bypass my discord ban

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 1, 2021

Nations Discord

a load of shit that people use to not talk about music for trap nation

phin: hey nations discord is perfectly fin-
everyone else: no its not

by So[U]L and Krom fucked me July 9, 2018

Discord Puppy

A discord puppy is a user on the application discord (application for gamers) where server moderators talk regularly to users that bark for them (E-girls mainly but men are appreciated) and have feelings for them.

Oh my, BigChad69 has LittleBaby2145 as his discord puppy!!

by RinzuDoesWha? April 29, 2022

Discord Call

Discord is a social media app that goes through Mobile and desktop, you can both chat and call. I used just call because its meaning both the voice chat and call.

User 1: Hey bro wanna Discord Call?

User 2: Lets go, lets discord call

by anonymous May 18, 2022