piece of fucking dildo dick

What piece, though?

Person A: You piece of fucking dildo dick!
Person B: What piece, though?
Person C: Presumably, a piece of fucking dildo dick.
Repeat exchange between person B and person C ad infinitum with variations.

by SmackThatBootyLikePOW July 25, 2017

double sided dildo

long two sided dido used for double penatrations (dp) or using up the butt or clit and sucking at the same time. also used to pleasure two people at the same time.

max was using his double sided dildo with phil. it was jammed deep in their asses.

by konrad and christian July 31, 2008

dildo

a object that looks like a phallis, but doesn't carry the HIV virus, you don't have to orally please it, don't worry about precum, it can go as long as you can, and doesn't go to sleep after sex.

Jenny please pass me my dildo

by Mykellex April 9, 2006

flaming dildo

When a girl has been gang-Banged for over one hour straight and can no longer see clearly, and in severe cases she will see the dildos inserted into her vagina on fire, and will scream and moan, but nobody else realizes it, as she's been moaning the whole time.

Me and my friends fucked this bitch, and she started seeing flaming dildos

by Fuckmaster69 December 13, 2013

dildography

The scientific study of dildos and their usage by and effect on society.

Bob has a master's degree in dildography.

by J__B January 28, 2006

dildo

a fake penis used by women and men who like to take it up the ass.
Usually made to be much larger than a normal penis.

Carla shrieked and threw down her mother's purse in disgust after finding a dildo in there

by Fatass February 25, 2003

dildo shover

someone who shoves a dildo into the anal and vaginal area to the point of orgasm

pornstars are all dildo shovers even the straight ones

by the master 2345 December 9, 2008