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crib digits

We have been talking, but now you are ready to come over. Here are my crib digits.
by tinkerslink November 17, 2018
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doody digit

When a finger (aka digit) pokes through the toilet paper and accidentally contributes to the wiping, causing a poopful finger to ensue. Doody on the digit = a doody digit. Otherwise known as a poke through.
Damn, got a doody digit again after attempting to wipe with that shitty, much too thin toilet paper.
by doody digits are real May 11, 2016
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Digital Steering

Driving term. The art of breaking a smooth cornering manoeuvre into a number of straight steps, causing any passengers to believe that the car is about to hit the side of the road at the end of each 'step'.

This technique is quite common amongst those who have only recently started driving.
My wife has honed her Digital Steering skill to such an extent that she can even bounce from side to side when driving down a perfectly straight piece of road.
by Bermudabob May 3, 2010
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sky digital

britains subscription satellite tv service. Usually shortened to "sky".

over 7 million subscribers. Basically, this is the centre of every chav home, it would be incomplete without it.

This is the prime source of entertainment for a chav family whilst they let there dole money save up so they can buy another new tv from cash converters and a karaoke machine to shut little jimmy up.
"I am watching the simpsons on Sky"

"Whats on sky tonight dear?"

"I live in a tower block, have very little money and dont bother to feed my kids properly but i am happy to be robbed of £40 a month sky subscription"
by djchrissy August 20, 2004
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Digital Camera

an apparatus that uses either a CMOS or a CCD to take the place of the film. It makes photography easier and generally rock like San Francisco in a fucking earthquake!!!
Let's go buy a digital camera made by Canon!
by J. Michael Reiter December 11, 2004
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digital bees

The shit Rake Yohn got stung with on a Viva La Bam episode.
Rake shows up at Bam's house, thinking they're going to do a skit where Rake hits a pin yata, then they edit the footage it so it looks like the pin yata was full of bees (hince the term "Digital Bees") little does he know, the pin yata really is full of bees, and he gets the shit stung out of him when he hits it. HAHAHAH GOOD STUFF
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digitally insert

Placing a finger inside of an orifice.
1. My boss told me to digitally insert her, but I didn't know whether he meant the girl into a photograph or my finger in the girl.
by Eee Bee February 2, 2015
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