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oral dew

The smell of that steak is filling my mouth with oral dew.
by cgerdts March 11, 2007
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dirty dew

A revenge sex act in which a woman, while mad at her boyfriend/husband, visits a friend for sex, then goes home and makes her significant other eat her out.
"I gave that bastard a Dirty Dew. All he said was, 'seems a bit salty...'"
by Dew Meister January 1, 2017
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Mountain Dew

An Essence of Life Mountain Dew can heal any wounds and combined with Dorritos it can give life
Guy: What are you drinking?
Guy: Mountain Dew Dipshit
by MLGDEW February 2, 2015
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Morning Dew

the act of sticking one's finger (or fingers) up one's own butthole and awaken the person (or persons)
next to you with the aroma.
Katie was awoken unexpectedly to the scents and subtle smells of the fresh Morning Dew.
by Dgreene August 12, 2010
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mountain dewing

When sweat runs in between a girl's boobs.
Becky: It's so hot out!
Jen: I know I'm mountain dewing!
by SlothzRuleBitch. June 1, 2013
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Dew-rag

Female equivalent of morning wood, except on her period.
Get off me whore! Are you on your dew-rag or something?!
by Han Bon Jovi May 30, 2015
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Beer dew

The cool film that beads up on the side of a glass of beer or beer can. It means that you have an icy cold beer that will taste great. beer, beer sweats, drunk, alcoholic, bar, drinking, buzz, drunk, lit, hammered, intoxicated, a pint
Come on in Brad, we got a ton of icy cold ones. The beer dew means they are ready to drink.
by joecoolthefool August 10, 2017
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