Dire Derp

Failed at something, messed up.

I put this post in at an angle, I did a Dire Derp.

by Kadish_W January 5, 2019

Max Delphine

sexy beast. Obsessed with KFC and adores cream of chicken. Role plays as Belle Delphine hence the name. Alleged massive cranium and very genius (lies). Defo can't carry on games also. Is in a passionate and intimate polyamorous relationship with daddy pritz and flynn rider. Massive simp. Thinks he can win in a fight against katherine pfftttt

James Charles is hot- Max Delphine

by katie.geo November 4, 2020

the derp

The derp is is a shy girl who smart and pretty, but also owns a my little pony fuck doll.

Hey, do you know who your new neighbor is? No but I heard she was a derp. The derp? Yea, that one.

by Kn1fewound January 26, 2021

sub derp

A term signifying the class distinction between derps.

Person 1: Man, Kyle just derped out hard!
Person 2: What sub derp did his derping fall under?

by Orson Kart(do you get it?) July 6, 2021

Comrad Derp

Insulting name for a Marxist expressing delusional thoughts. When your conversation with Marxists inevitably leads to purely emotional and illogical arguments, Comrad Derp has made an appearance.

Socialism will work this time, exclaimed Comrad Derp.
History, science, and mathematics mean nothing to comrad derp.

by MISTER WA November 19, 2021

Belle Delphine

Rebecka

You know who you are rebecka!
You are actually Belle Delphine!

by Ex simp May 5, 2022

Johnny Derp

A man who lies when talking about how his ex-wife severely cut his finger. An abuser whose masculinity was challenged when his victim of an ex-wife wrote an OpEd in a national newspaper talking about her experience, and never once actually named him, but he still wrongly sues her for defamation, wins, but then screws up with the settlement. An actor who constantly is late to set & verbally abuses members of the film's crew.

Girl 1: Hey, bestie, I need to get away from my boyfriend.

Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?

Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.

Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 20, 2023