Dense

Slang for "sick/rad/awesome" as in appearance or "deep, intense, complex" about a conversation. hipster-hippy. Synonymous with "on fleek", "stylin" "ballin" "hip" & any other word that means it's fucking cool as shit. Antonym of "ratchet", "basic", & "lame"

"This week is so DENSE, bro!" See Also: "Yo, those shoes are DENSE man, where you get em?", & "He's super into philosophy, man. We're like soul brothas. We just chill and talk about the dense."

by caroyolo May 24, 2015

dense

adj. used to describe people who..would laugh at dumb shit, has slow brain processing, is always red,talks shit about strangers behind their backs, blonde.

Synonyms: blonde, paris hilton, britney

oh and probably has down syndrome also.

C Au.! milk comes from COWS not the supermakets!! stop being dense!

by Teee Heee July 2, 2008

Dense

Adjective describing a thick physical being and is often used as a hyperbole to emphasize the description of said person

1. Instead of saying “that girl is so thick” one can replace it with; “Damn dat girl real Dense!”

by panda_bern August 28, 2018

Dense

Stupid or dumb

Are you really that dense?

by sav November 19, 2016

Dense

awkward(relating to the fealing of the air durring and after a awkward moment), overly complex, too much in to little time. Also realating to an extreemly harsh insult (preferably a quick come back)

My Biology home work was "dense". Their realationship is "dense". OOOOO that burn was "dence"!

by Mikey B and John D December 29, 2007

Dense

To decribe an attractive female

Godboy, that bird is dense. Like, proper dense y'know.

by Hofftastic December 22, 2006

Dense

'Dense' is an adjective to describe an individual as stupid. It is derived from the common saying 'thick' when referring to someone being dumb and having an above average thick skull.

David: That bloke is so dense
Jacob: What do you mean?
David: He's a complete idiot

by Jay_Leed October 8, 2020