Tom Delonge

Tom Delonge, amazing singer/guitarist from Blink 182*, Boxcar Racer and Angels And Airwaves. Hottest guy alive. Look at him. LOOK at him. Ahhh. Yes. He's SOO hot.

Tom Delonge>Anyone else

*Yes, I know Mark sang aswell.

Me: Tom Delonge is SO hot and talented. Yes.
Friend: No he's not
Me: Get away from me peasant.

by IsThisNameGone July 29, 2008

Crusty Delight

An ancient condom that is so old crusty it makes scratching noises as it enters the vagina. Absolutely no sexual pleaser is obtained while using a crusty delight due to extreme stiffness.

I ran out of rubbers, so I had to make do with a crusty delight I found under my bed.

by Xenfire March 6, 2009

scrotum delight

Whipcream and cherries applied to scrotum and eaten by a chick.

Dude my girlfriend loves scrotum delight!

by rustydelight January 26, 2009

Morning Delight

Morning Delight - to achieve coitus in the a.m., usually prior to work or somesuch other pre ordained event, successfully and without causing both happy participants to be late!

"Morning Bob! You look happy today!"

"Cheers Phil!, yeah, managed a little morning delight with the missus!!!"

by chefjim March 17, 2009

dunkin' delight

Originates from Scotch Plains, NJ. One partner gargles coffee, tea, or milk while the other dunks his balls into her mouth.

We always make a mess when Lisa gives me a dunkin' delight.

by JDW May 2, 2005

dutch delight

A dutch delight happens when you are attempting a dutch oven and accidentally or purposefully shart or drop a turd under the covers

This morning I was trying to dutch oven my half asleep girlfriend and I accidentally dropped a brown nugget under the covers. Dutch delight.

by tomjtown July 12, 2010

Deline

A very special combination of something both delightful and divine.

Eating Chinese food with you in splendid gardens is truly deline.

by QuailFingers August 24, 2008