slap a deuce

take a big ole' dump

I need to slap a deuce.

by Sledge January 23, 2004

drop a deuce bomb

take a shit

Lemme call you back, I gotta drop a deuce bomb.

by Gor January 22, 2003

Scoop and Deuce

"Scoop and Deuce" is a term found by BigPig and Rephlexion as well as J-Dangle(socom III people). The term is used in Socom III U.S Navy seals. The term means to equip a silenced weapon and proceed to shoot your teammate in the back. When he turns around you claim "Wow they have great snipers"(Even though it it clinicaly impossible to get a sniper shooting at someone 5 seconds into the game). The term Scoop and Deuce was originally used by the Jews in 102 B.C. It may have meant something like knifing your allies in the back and claiming you dodged a knife from behind and it hit him.

Reph: Big Pig scoop and deuce this bitch hes annoying.
The Bitch: What?
J-Dangle: YUP!!!
BigPig: Yeah man im down for that shit.
The Bitch: What does that mean???
Reph: Oh dude nothing, just something at school
*THE NEXT ROUND**
*Reph shoots the bitch*
The Bitch: WHOA im gettin shot at
J-Dangle: DAM DAWG they are amazing GET DOWN.
The bitch: IM TRYIN THEY SHOOTIN AT ME!!!

by Floppei Wangs July 28, 2008

deuce deuce

two middle fingers or fuck you

*passing the police* deuce deuce

by ReubenQ June 18, 2011

deuce machine

a term for a toilet or outhouse. A place where you take a shit

Man, those double cheeseburgers are going right through me. I gotta hit the deuce machine.

by McCameron June 29, 2007

Deucephoria

A combination of deuce and euphoria. It is the feeling you get after finishing a large and extremely satisfying deuce.

As John returns from the bathroom, he says to a coworker. "Man. Talk about deucephoria! After dropping that crazy warlock, all I could do for a moment was enjoy it"

Or

"Man does that feel better! I almost passed out from the deucephoria"

by rfischer October 19, 2008

deuces my deuces

An expression to say goodbye or hello. It is like saying "later/peace out" or "hey you guys."

Omg this party is so lame I'm out of here, deuces my deuces *throws up deuces*

Deuces my deuces, what's happening?? *throws up deuces*

by chrazyaf May 18, 2016