daft cunt

when the music you listen to is kinda horny....

Louisa: So, Johnny you want to listen to One Direction?

Johnny: Nah, I prefer daft cunt instead of that gay trash

by Ri5004 November 28, 2016

DaFaygo

A silly mexican with excellent guarding ability.

They should post defaygo's on the US side of the border to stop mexicans from coming over but that would defeat the purpose of trying to stop mexicans cause dafaygos are mexicans.

by Mike G March 30, 2005

daftboot

(verb)
Pronunciation: /dæftbu:t/

to projectile vomit with an arc of spray greater than 2 radians.

The word is a portmanteau of Daft Punk and boot, and refers to especially epic vomit spectacles that mimic Daft Punk's live performances in their grandeur of display. Similarities may be found between the spread of the laser lights and the spread of chunks throughout the area that has been daftbooted upon.

Sayre was so wasted! She daftbooted all over the middle stall in the bathroom!

Don't drink too much or you will daftboot.

by LairdG January 5, 2009

Daft Egg

A daft egg is an individual who does something stupid or laughable and is kindly and affectionately laughed at by their friends.

Friend 1: "Did you hear, he fell down a toilet?"
Friend 2: "No, that is so funny"
Daft Egg: "Yeah, it was pretty funny"
Friend 2: "You are such a daft egg"

by Mashyyylalala May 15, 2011

Daft lad

silly boy

Thou art a daft lad.

by xhiexhie June 18, 2016

dafiya

A beautiful,smart,loyal,strong will female with a great smile that loves to follow her heart and marches to the beat of her own drums with no concern for other people’s feelings.

Wow! Dafiya has such a beautiful smile and great heart

Dafiya is a P.Y.T

by Daffyyyyyy May 5, 2019

Darty

A daytime party, a term usually used by inbred fucks

Yo going to the darty bro?

by Burn Quid June 5, 2020