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The type of name children call their dads.
Son: Hi daddy!
Dad: oh hi son let’s play catch!
Son: ok daddy!
*they grab a baseball and glove*
Dad: Son catch!
Son: *catches it* YAY DADDY I CAUGHT IT!
Dad: Good job son I’ll make dinner now!
Son: ok daddy!
Dad: want my famous sausage?
Son: ok daddy!
-later-
Dad: *finishes cooking the sausage* Finished!
Son: Yay I’m starving!
*the mom gets home*
Mom: Hi honey I’m home from work, how was your day?
Daddy: great how was yours?
Mom: good
Son: hi mommy!
Mom: Hi son!
*they eat the sausage and they lived happily ever after, The End!*
Daddy by CringeLord666 May 30, 2018
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