Caren

A strong, proud, self-respecting woman who is who she is and doesn't give a damn if you don't like her.

"I don't care if you don't like my hair!"
"Oh, you're such a Caren"

by Phillipe III February 8, 2009

careless lumberjack

When a male releases a large turd into a shallow toilet. The turd makes contact with the bowl before being pinched off, falls forward, and smacks the man in the back of the scrotum.

I was expecting to drop a log cabin, not get bludgeoned by a careless lumberjack.

by ryan_anarchon October 1, 2008

careless wrister

An act of self masturbation in public areas such as lavatories, like pop star George Michael (who also had a no 1 hit in the UK during the 80's with "Careless Whisper)

Its his own fault he was arrested, he shouldnt be such a careless wrister! fancy having a wank in such a prolific area!!

by I. Lowndes October 28, 2006

careerblock

1. To intentionally or unintentionally prevent someone from achieving their career goals
2. Any action that prevents someone from achieving their career goals.

Joe careerblocked me by putting up facebook photos of me wasted at the party 2 months ago. Didn't get the job.

by igglyiggly March 30, 2010

Carence

To care for or have care for someone or something.

"I have carence for you."
"I have no carence for that"
"Not caring is have no carence at all in that particle subject."

by Starhero October 14, 2011

carefurry

(adj) Carefully, when spoken by an Asian person with the inability to properly pronounce the letter 'L'.

(n) The combination of a Carebear and furry fetish.

Asian professor: You must carefurry construct your SQL statements.
...
Person A: I've heard Person C has a serious Carebear and furry fetish.
Person B: So he has a Carefurry fetish?

by FuriousTheMonkeyBoy October 24, 2012

carection

When a car guy sees a particular kind of automobile he likes, and he gets an erection because of it.

Dude, that '96 Cummins on 37's gave me a carection!

by myanacondado June 6, 2016